A still from the movie Demolition Man in which some police officers prepare to confront a character played by Wesley Snipes.
Top Text: Demolition Man: A movie which depicts a horrifying dystopia…
Bottom Text:…in which food is too healthy, bidets are common, and cops literally don’t know how to assault a black man.
Bidets?!
This guy doesn’t know about the three shells!
If the three sea shells discourse isn’t a stand-in for 90s Americans’ anxiety about bidets then I don’t know what is.
The anxiety about bidets is leaving the bathroom with a wet spot on my ass.
Apparently it’s canon that you use two like chopsticks to get most of the poo and the third scrapes the rest off.
A bidet would be great compared to that.
No, that’s what the poop knife is for.
That’s just a fan theory, no where in the movie is that established.
I didn’t say it was in the movie.
https://legacy.aintitcool.com/node/30865
The idea of demolition man cannon makes me wish for a demolition man extended universe, hopefully with a crossover with Judge Dredd
psh this dude hasn’t used the three shells
gross to read, thank you